Written and sent to Lily Allen’s agent. Deafening silence being the response.

The worst promenade brass band quintet in slow step, a coachload of “kiss me quickers”, snotty kids with candyfloss all over their gobs, and Blackpool Pier with the lights about to switch on. I must have a thing about seaside promenades and piers.

Me Ma’s good advice. And yes, a total Chas and Dave rip off. Dan and I used to do a lot of their stuff in various boozers. The right place for songs like this with a Draught Guinness at the ready. But it’s a true story.

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To all the talents on show here, other than my own, who made music and my life worth living

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And in the end, the love you take, is equal to the love you make
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